{"product_id":"funny-fathers-day-card-not-perfect-not-in-prison","title":"Funny Father's Day Card for Dad, Handmade Snarky Humor Not in Prison, Blank Inside","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Dad, I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not sending this from prison — because sometimes the bar is low and you've cleared it beautifully. This handmade snarky Father's Day card is as sharp as the humor it delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e— A son or daughter with a great sense of humor giving Dad a genuinely funny Father's Day card\u003cbr\u003e— Anyone searching for a snarky and unique Not Perfect Not in Prison Father's Day card\u003cbr\u003e— A memorable and lighthearted keepsake for the dad who appreciates a good laugh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Give Dad the laugh he deserves. Add this handmade snarky Father's Day card to your cart today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront Sentiment: Dear Dad, I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not sending this from prison.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard Details:\u003cbr\u003eSize: A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003cbr\u003eMaterials: Heavyweight cardstock, bold black inner frame, and warm coral-red outer border.\u003cbr\u003eInside: Blank for your handwritten personal message.\u003cbr\u003eEnvelope: Coordinating envelope included.\u003cbr\u003eMade in USA. Not Sold in Stores.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy Our Handmade Cards are Different:\u003cbr\u003eEach card is handmade with layered textures, dimension, and care—no mass production here. We use premium materials and hand-cut elements to ensure every card feels personal and truly one-of-a-kind.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tiddly Pom Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45740803588153,"sku":"TPC-0490","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/0844\/0889\/files\/20260420_190554.jpg?v=1776986708","url":"https:\/\/tiddlypomcards.com\/products\/funny-fathers-day-card-not-perfect-not-in-prison","provider":"Tiddly Pom Cards","version":"1.0","type":"link"}